| Happening 60 |
[Dec. 19th, 2006|07:53 pm] |
I just realized how amazing this will be.
The People.
The Community.
The Beauty.
The Message.
I mean, I'm already obsessed with them and I've never met them before.
I need to talk to Alexa. Now. |
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| Darkening Things to Brighten Your Day. |
[Dec. 16th, 2006|07:57 pm] |
I never stopped laughing when I saw some of these:
UPCOMING HORROR MOVIES, PLOTS, AND MY COMMENTS:
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---28 Weeks Later---
Six months after the rage virus has annihilated the British Isles, the US Army declares that the war against infection has been won, and that the reconstruction of the country can begin. In the first wave of returning refugees, a family is reunited -- but one of them unwittingly carries a terrible secret. The virus is not yet dead, and this time, it is more dangerous than ever.
---What the hell?! Don't they realize the first one sucked and everyone who watched it barfed up regret for spending money on it?
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---Big Bad Wolf---
The film follows a college freshman named Derek who's bullied by his classmates to take them to his stepfather’s cabin to party, which leads to tragedy when they are attacked by a werewolf. Derek suspects his abusive alcoholic stepfather is the werewolf, and with help from his female friend, a brash motorcycle-riding tomboy, he begins to investigate.
---Almost as good as Wolfen!
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---Black Christmas---
Story revolves on a group of soririty girls as they're stalked by a serial killer
---Woah! Far too original for me.
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---Blood and Chocolate
About a teenage werewolf who spends her entire life trying to hide the fact she's part wolf. Her secret is threatened when she becomes interested in an American human and she must choose between her love and her family.
---I totally see where Chocolate comes into play???
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---Boy EATS Girl
A boy declares his love for his girlfriend, only to die the same night. He is brought back to life by his mother as a flesh-craving zombie, who sires more teen undead while trying to control his, er, appetite for his beloved.
---Whoever came up with this. Deserves many cookies.
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---Dark Corners
The film centers around a troubled young woman who falls asleep and wakes up as someone else, stalked by hideous creatures.
---Psh.
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---Fallen Angels---
When a turn of the century prison reformatory is slated for demolition, a grisly discovery is made. Hidden deep underground beneath the west cell block is a sub-basement structure that has not been entered in 100 years. Inside are the skeletal remains of several brutally slain children. As a CSI team arrives at the prison, an even more disturbing discovery is made that will eventually unveil a legion of seven demons and their even more chilling origins: each demon is responsible for one of the seven deadly sins. Seven deadly sins...Seven deadly demons...Seven more deadly ways to die.
---I recall a movie with a number... and it's like this... except remotely realistic.
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---Fido---
The film's about the Earth’s passage through a cloud of space dust, which results in the dead arising from their graves. In an attempt to quell the mayhem, a patented “domestication collar” is invented by a company called ZomCom, helping society integrate the zombie hordes, who quickly become “gardeners, milkmen, butlers and even pets.”
---I need. To see. This Movie.
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---Fragile---
At her new job in a rundown children's hospital, a nurse (Flockhart) desperately tries to keep her patients safe from a plague of random, mysterious attacks.
---At This movie ADMITS the plot is just a bunch of random attacks.
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---The Host---
The film finds a present-day Seoul, Korea terrorized by an unidentified monster living in a river called Han. When a young girl is taken by the creature, her family undertakes a dangerous rescue mission.
---Cue Pirates of the Caribbean Music.
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---Plane Dead---
A routine flight turns deadly when an infected scientist turns the crew of a 747 into flesh-eating zombies, forcing the surviving passengers to fend for themselves after the government refuses to let them land.
---That. Completely. Sucks... Too bad it doesn't have snakes.
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---The Undead---
A group discovers that a sinister doctor has taken up residence in an abandoned mental institution and he's using extreme science to bring his wife back from the dead! The basement also contains the countless remains of the doctor's failed experiments, all of which are now slowly coming back to life when they make contact with a murky substance that has begun to leak out of several holding tanks!
---OH My GOD! Sorry, but using exclamation points doesn't make this anymore appealing.
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---Worst Case Scenario---
Tells of a group of friends fleeing the war between Dutch and German soccer teams, only to cross paths with aquatic Nazi ghouls.
---No Comment Necessary. |
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| hahaha |
[Dec. 12th, 2006|03:57 pm] |
I found this article on G4Tv.com. Yes, I'm a geek, but I mean, read this- it's the most hilarious thing in the world.
"Mariah Carey is trying to stop pornstar Mary Carey from trademarking her name, claiming that fans might get them confused.
"My first thought was, does Mariah Carey realize what her lawyer is comparing her to and are they seriously concerned?" Mary Carey’s lawyer said. "Do they seriously think the fans are going to be confused?"
Mary Carey filed the trademark papers earlier this year and has been using the stage name since 2002. In October, a lawyer for the Grammy-winning singer sent Mary Carey's reps a letter threatening legal action if she did not withdraw the application.
But the busty “actress,” whose real name is Mary Cook, says she won’t back down and will continue with her trademark application.
"I'm ready to battle Mariah over this because I've been Mary Carey for a long time," Mary Carey told the press. "It's kind of funny because I'm a porn star and I've been being myself for a long time. I think she's being silly."
Kinda funny that Mariah thinks fans might confuse her with the gal who starred in Double Air Bags 11 and Boobsville Sorority Girls.
Ironically, both Mary’s are overweight, making this whole incident even funnier…"
-posted by frankmeyer
How can you not be laughing uncontrollably!?!
In other news, Ken dyed his hair pink and has now admitted to being overtly prosthetic. His teeth decided the climate was not for them and are now heading for planet Xerox on an apple core. Chili makes great hairspray and I fell from the telephone booth of forgotten memory. Happy Holidays!
Oh! And read my blogs on myspace: www.myspace.com/xkenx13x
You might just happen to really enjoy it. But you have to read in order. It DOES have a plot. :P |
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| Today... |
[Nov. 27th, 2006|07:18 pm] |
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| Two Weeks Worth of Hate. |
[Nov. 16th, 2006|05:11 pm] |
Today is Thursday.
I will tell everyone what I hate.
I hate these emotions and these things that I'm feeling. I have this one friend. And (we'll call this friend a he) he is absolutely amazing. But lately we've been fighting over such ridiculously ridiculous things that it's upsetting. And mainly this is my fault. Everytime I talk to this friend I get so irritable, and everything he says just makes me want to punch him in the face! And it was never like this before. We had such a great and wonderful friendship. I felt I had a huge spiritual bond with this person since the day I met him. I connected with this person like I've never connected with anyone before. And even if he didn't feel that way in the beginning our relationship grew into a thing of beauty. I'm not saying this was a boyfriend/girlfriend (or I guess boyfriend/boyfriend since I've made this person a boy though it may not be... yeh) relationship, because I have such an incredible love for this person. And I don't think I've ever felt this emotion before. But it isn't romantic or sexual attraction. I just feel completely at peace and one with this person. But, I have trust issues, and I don't just hand out my emotions at will. And something happened, and this friend unintentionally betrayed my trust. Badly. I don't hate him for it, because he assures me that he had no control over the situation. But the truth is, the fear and sadness I felt when I thought he DID betray my trust, was enough to scar me even though it never happened. There have been after-effects, and there's still some problems because of it. These problems shouldn't be a big deal, but they're constantly entangling my mind. When I speak with this person, all I can think about is how much these problems are bothering. And as much as I try to tell this person to help make them better, I know there is nothing either of us can do. So our friendship is beginning to turn superficial. The bonds I felt I once had are slipping on this residue that's left behind that can't be cleaned. I hate that I have no control over the situation. And hate that I can't get over the past. But most of all I hate that I feel I'm losing one of the greatest people I've ever been honored enough to love. |
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| The Wonderful Game of Life. |
[Nov. 12th, 2006|12:12 am] |
I lost all those little pegs you used for pieces. And half the paper on the cardboard got like ripped off. And the plastic SVU's were more often in car crashes than actually on the path.
Luckily, the present youth is so poisioned by video games and television they've never had to enjoy/suffer the simplisticity of the common 'board game'.
Not to be confused with 'bored game' as life is nothing but 'boring'. I mean, it's actually pretty sweet. Like today, I hung out with all my hawties. We bought two shirts for me. Apparently, I'm 2000 times sexier. I think they're exaggerating just a tidbit. But besides that, I got this huge high of happiness when I got home. Alexa can explain ;). But overall, a wonderful day. I love Num Nums. I love Alexa. I love Alison. And then you know... it's Marie... yeh.
Anyway, cherish life. Because it's amazing.
Not the Board Game. That crap is like, dumb. Just throw it out/up.
Goodnight to all the Wonderful People who make My Life, Worth living. |
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| In Regards to the Fifth,,, |
[Nov. 6th, 2006|04:56 pm] |
ACDC 33366: it's "Remember Remember,
The Fifth of November,
GunPower Treason and Plot
I know of no reason Why Gunpowder Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot."
x kenx13 x: What did I put?
ACDC 33366: Trot
ACDC 33366: lol
ACDC 33366: like a pony
x kenx13 x: LMAO!
ACDC 33366: it's ok
ACDC 33366: ponies are cool
x kenx13 x: Those damn ponies ran over the gunpowder!
ACDC 33366: lol!
x kenx13 x: What bastards!!! What did the gunpowder do to them?
x kenx13 x: Ugh
ACDC 33366: crazy pony people!
x kenx13 x: I KNOW!
ACDC 33366: just running all over everyone's gunpowder
x kenx13 x: *shakes head* tsk tsk tsk tsk
ACDC 33366: lol
ACDC 33366 wants to directly connect.
ACDC 33366 is now directly connected.
ACDC 33366: 
x kenx13 x: I LOVE YOU.
x kenx13 x: LMAOOOOOOOO |
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| Theories, Rumors, and Gossip. |
[Nov. 6th, 2006|03:34 pm] |
I don't know where this came from... (ahem! Marie!) ...but quite a many people approached me today wondering if I had recently been making out with Alexa on Marie's couch. To address these, I will reply simply:
-No. Nothing Happened on the Couch.
-No. We're not going steady.
-No. We're not friends with benefits.
-Yes. Alexa and I are just friends in every way.
So if everyone could stop asking?
Alexa's far too cool for me anyhow, you should know that! |
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| Remember |
[Nov. 5th, 2006|12:03 pm] |
Remember Remember,
The Fifth of November,
GunPower Treason and Trot
I know of no reason Why Gunpowder Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot.
Pretty Fantastic Poem.
But Overall, For Me.
Nothing Entertaining Has Happened That is Worth Remembering.
How Unfortunate. |
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| A Big Day |
[Nov. 1st, 2006|04:33 pm] |
Today is a Big Day
For Many People |
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